There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.
There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there's never more than one.
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C.s. Lewis
When two things occur successively we call them cause and effect if we believe one event made the other one happen. If we think one event is the response to the other, we call it a reaction. If we feel that the two incidents are...
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Liezi
When you feel life at crossroads, you need higher perspective view.
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Toba Beta
Later that day when I walked down this dried-out riverbed, enjoying the last rays of sunshine on my bare skin, I felt a deep inner peace coming up straight from my heart.
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Nina Hrusa
Die wertvollste Reise ist die Reise zu unserem Selbst.
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Nina Hrusa
More Quotes By Milton Berle
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.